i forgot to wear green today. instead i made a green superfood smoothie for breakfast, planted a little evergreen tree in my backyard, and then painted this green paper crane for my one-a-day. i'm not irish, i won't pretend to know what saint patrick's day is really about, besides a celebration of irish culture. so i looked it up on wikipedia, learned a little, and found out (!) that people go so far as to dye the chicago river green on st. paddy's day using 40 pounds plumber's dye. hmm. looks a lot like radioactive toxic sludge from the pages of a comic book i've seen before. i'd like to know what the fish have to say about that!